5 ways to look at a hockey player

A hockey player, a big stinky guy everytime you see them their hair is never wet its always sweaty or they just came out of the shower,
They also eat like hogs they eat all healthy and everything  they eat so much of healthy things you wonder how are they so in shape .
When you see a hockey plaer on ice you think hes good and i woner if i could talk to him after the game and when he comes off of the ice and you start talking to him he has an accent that you dont even know what he is saying.
When you think of it most of your parents are working hard outside or in the bank counting money then when you think of hockey players they eat sleep workout and play hockey and get payed 10 million for 5 years.